Monthly Archives: November 2023

Road Trip Europe II 23/11/12-23/11/15 — What is this tripe? What is this, tripe?

Prior post: http://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/20/road-trip-europe-ii-23-10-10-23-10-12-i-become-a-servas-guinea-pig/

I had so much fun with Rita I decided to go back up north to the inland grape and fruit town of Lamego to spend some time with her Aunt Manuela Gama, who also invited me. So, this Sunday morning I’m driving 150 miles northeast. It’s not quite a backtrack, but definitely a reversal of my predominant southward direction.

Putting the address she gave me into Google Maps, I’m led, after dark, to a hilltop neighborhood of narrow, steep streets and unlit houses. On the target street I cannot find #5 and there’s no one to ask. Finally, I tuck the car into a vacant corner and text Manuela for last mile assistance. Her response is, “I’ll wait for you in front of the police station.” I can’t see anything in this quiet, dark neighborhood that could possibly be a police station.

After a while I look up “Lamego Police” and see that it’s miles away near the center of town. I realize Maps has led me astray and drive there to find Manuela waiting for me. The driveway to her family’s property is just 200 feet from the station. Once inside the gates and in her comfortable house we figure out what went wrong. She lives on an unnamed street but there is a postal designation for her house. Maps, unaware of that, added “street” to that designation, which points to the distant area where I was directed. Together, we fix Manuela’s Servas information to use the exact latitude and longitude of her entry gate so future travelers can find her.

Manuela, like Rita, is lively and talkative. She understands a lot of English but doesn’t speak it easily so we converse in Portuguese and when I (frequently) need to throw in an English word or phrase, she understands it. However, a couple of times, she launches into a topic in very good English.

She’s a retired teacher, still volunteering at a nearby school. In common with many teachers in the US, she found teaching challenging near the end of her career. Students’ family problems, electronic distractions, and administrative constraints have frustrated teachers’ goals across the Western world. She also hits the nearby physical fitness center daily to stay in shape.

The Gama family has been in Lamego for generations. Manuela and sister, Lena, both live on the same fruit tree studded property in separate houses. It’s the kind of stability most Americans don’t experience. I often describe the difference as, in the US, if you have a 25 year old child who still lives nearby, people start to ask, “What’s wrong with him?” In Europe, it’s not at all uncommon for offspring to live in the same town or region as their parents for most of their lives. Of course, the modern economy also causes many to move far away, and let’s not forget the millions of emigrants across history who went to the western hemisphere in search of a more prosperous life. My kids live 2,500 miles west of me and 3,800 miles east. Seems normal to me.

Manuela has two young medical doctors who board with her. I have a chance to speak with one, Ana. She works for the public health system and is very dedicated to it. She recently married and lives in another city. Her time off is spent driving home to her husband, then returning to work. It’s expensive (two homes and gasoline) and stressful. She said the system is very good in principle but is deteriorating due to staffing shortages and inadequate funding. The former is a problem with any society that offers free education and pays salaries uncompetitive on the world market. I believe it’s a factor in why some communist countries used to prevent their people from leaving. If the state trains, say, doctors for free and expects them to work in the country for a low salary (Cuba comes to mind), there’s a strong temptation to take those trained skills to another market where salaries are much higher. This creates a brain drain and a perpetual domestic shortage despite the free education. Portuguese public doctors earn much less than they can command elsewhere in the world so many skilled medicals emigrate or go into boutique practices that serve only those rich enough to bypass the universal public option. It’s a never ending problem, follow the money and abandon the non-affluent system even though it trained you.

Monday morning, Manuela gives me a brief walking tour on her way to the school and I spend the rest of the day exploring the town. Lamego isn’t a tourist destination but it has typical European attributes: museum, ornate church, castle on a hilltop, and lots of old stuff. The origins go back to pre-Roman times, perhaps the 5th century BC.

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Manuela in park, Tile work is beautiful, but very deteriorated
Manuela in park, Tile work is beautiful, but very deteriorated
Volunteer firefighter tribute
Volunteer firefighter tribute
World War I trubute
World War I tribute
Every town has or had a castle. They must have been pretty effective considering the massive efforts to build them.
Every town has or had a castle. They must have been pretty effective considering the massive efforts to build them.
Park statuary
Park statuary
Remember what the Dormouse said, "Feed your head."
Remember what the Dormouse said, “Feed your head.”
These two are absorbed in reading the sports headlines posted in a gaming store window.
These two are absorbed in reading the sports headlines posted in a gaming store window.

In the afternoon, we walk to the supermarket to replenish my supply of flour for making sourdough and Manuela makes a tasty dinner. I’m planning to leave tomorrow but Manuela proposes I stay a third night and we take a hike. This takes me by surprise. Many people tolerate me and seem to enjoy my company but it’s not often they actually urge me not to leave [grin]. After all, I’m the guy who was once told at someone’s house, “I’m having a good time, John, but I’m going to bed. Shut the lights off when you leave.” Manuela is such a great audience, though. Many of the jokes that friends at home just complain about having heard before are new to her. She is particularly enamored of “cheerful pessimist” and my adoption of the Grateful Dead lyric, “Too much of everything is just enough”. I’m guessing her amusement stems mostly from the contrast between my New York-isms and the quiet life she chooses to lead in Lamego.

Tuesday morning, we fill up on sourdough pancakes and head out for an 8 mile walk to the neighboring town of Régua on the Douro River. We set out along various small lanes in tiny communities.

On the way to Régua
On the way to Régua

At one point we encounter two older women dressed in black. I’m suddenly inspired to ask if I can take their picture (I usually feel too awkward for that) and they demur. Manuela walks back a few feet and intercedes for me, explaining that I’m a tourist just taking personal photos, after which they consent to pose for me.

Rural ladies out for their walk.
Rural ladies out for their walk.
View from a hillside
View from a hillside

We continue through hillside scenery and suddenly turn onto private property, descending through a steep vineyard toward a reservoir.

Grapes and morning glories
Grapes and morning glories

When we run into owners working the land, Manuela has no problem making small talk and ensuring that we can proceed. We pass a hydroelectric dam, but rain has been sparse and it’s not releasing any water.

Hydroelectric
Hydroelectric

Then a steep climb up to a lookout terrace far above the canyon floor and another drop through private property.

Note old Roman arched bridge at bottom
Note old Roman arched bridge at bottom left.

The final stretch crosses a curved bridge spanning the valley, built for a railroad line that never came to fruition, after which we slowly approach the town. It’s late in November and we haven’t seen any other walkers along the route.

Bridge for a never-completed railroad
Bridge for a never-completed railroad
Unusual toadstool along the way
Large, unusual toadstool along the way

Régua is a river port, famous for shipping wine grapes downstream to Porto. Today, it’s a tourist town offering day cruises. Manuela has chosen a nice restaurant overlooking the river for lunch and at least one of the employees is family, the father of Angelo whom I got to know a week ago in Maia.

Régua on the Douro River
Régua on the Douro River

She asks what the lunch special is and when the answer is “tripe” (cow intestine), she tells the waiter, “That’s not appropriate for Americans”, but I’m in an adventurous mood and say “Bring it on”. We’re soon served a big pot of tripe, beans, and some chunks of a more normal meat.

The tripe tastes quite good, if a little gelatinous, except for a few pieces that are too gristly to get my teeth into. The beans and meat make for nice variety and together we finish off the large potful with two big helpings each. As we’re leaving, she says, “So you’ve eaten tripe before” and marvels at my “daring” when I tell her it’s my first time.

Manuela’s sister has driven over to pick us up and we’re quickly back home in Lamego. Manuela asks me what I eat at home and when I mention spanakopita, with which she’s unfamiliar, I suggest we prepare it tonight. I make a quick walk to the supermarket for ingredients and we eat late after she finishes an online local Servas meeting that goes on far longer than she feels necessary. She likes the spinach cheese pie, even though what I thought was flaky phyllo (whose Portuguese name translates “leaf dough”), when unwrapped, turns out to be closer to a pie crust.

It’s late, so we hit the sack and in the morning I reluctantly pack up and retrace my route to resume my southward journey. I’m heading for a host north of Lisbon, not too far from where I stayed several days ago. The detour was well worth it, though.

Next post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/12/09/road-trip-europe-ii-23-11-15-23-11-17-exploring-the-central-portuguese-coast/

Road Trip Europe II 23/11/10-23/11/12 — I Become a Servas Guinea Pig

Prior post: http://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/19/road-trip-europe-ii-23-11-06-23-11-10-my-first-portuguese-family-and-another-phone-disaster/

In the course of reading host profiles, I’ve become aware what a popular place Portugal is for expatriates, especially US retirees. The perceived proportion is much higher than I’ve seen in other countries.

When I asked Servas member Jai Parekh if he’d like to host me, he came back with a counter-proposal. He has friends who are possibly interested in being Servas hosts but would like to try it out before joining. As he put it, “You would be their first hosting experience and their decision to join Servas hinges totally on how engaging you are, how easy it is to get along with you, your eagerness to help with house chores, get along with their bratty pet bitch, etc. etc.  But hey, no pressure.” He then added, ” Then again, the husband is from Hannibal, MO so he shouldn’t be difficult to please.” I knew right away I would like Jai. By the way, to be clear, “bitch” referred to their dog.

When I responded, half jokingly, that there might be some possible misalignment in sending a Brooklyn-raised wise ass to stay with a “Missoura” native, his immediate answer was, “Don’t worry John, you will not have any issues with this Mississippi River local Hick [strike that, I mean “worldly citizen”].  He is well traveled, open minded (except when it comes to Portuguese food) and during his younger years, couldn’t wait to get the ***k outa good ol’ Hannibal, MO.”

This is not going to be your typical Servas visit. I got in touch with Paula and Mark and arranged the details. Rolling in about 5 PM, they show me their spacious home, introduce me to their adult son, and let me get settled in.

Paula is native Portuguese but having married an American, and lived in the US and England for years, her English is outstanding — and she’s not afraid to use it. Mark was career army, stationed in Germany and decided many years ago that he preferred living in Europe. Not long after I arrive, Jai, the instigator of this visit, and his wife Lynne arrive as well. Jai was born in India but has lived in the US for many years. Lynne was born in Brooklyn and has carried the brassy personality with her during her long residence in Europe. She and I have a lot of background in common.

The five of us sit around the table and the conversation is loud and continuous, with all of us frequently talking at the same time. It ranges among the Portuguese, expatriate life, American politics, Mark’s army stories, and Lynne’s Brooklyn background, and more. One topic is the ridiculous expensive egg creams in the millennial era. When I was in grade school, they cost 6 cents.

Jai is frequently outrageous, never more so declaring (I think sincerely) his political view that “if you put a gun to my head and made me choose between the clown and sleepy senile Joe, I would vote for the clown – only for his entertainment value.” This is the basis on which he would vote for Trump. Fortunately, although he’s a US citizen, he hasn’t voted in decades. He and I certainly agree on our view of the future — what I call cheerful pessimism and what he refers to as being a “doomer”.

The conversation is lubricated by wine, port, beer, and roasted chestnuts. It’s my first closeup view of expatriate thinking. Many Americans find living in Portugal, and other European countries, much more tranquil than in the US (even before our current political insanity). There seems to be an affinity for a less frenetic society. Of course, in many of their chosen countries, the US dollar buys a lot more, too. I have much more to learn about this topic.

I tried to capture the enjoyable intensity of the evening in one clip but it was just impossible. Thus, at the risk of overdoing it, I present several below. To get the most realistic effect, it’s best to turn the volume up full blast

Saturday afternoon, the five of us pile into the Berlingo and I’m taken sightseeing in the Marinha Grande area. First stop is the Atlantic coast which we reach by driving through many square miles of burn scars from the spate of deadly 2017 wildfires. It’s always nice to see the ocean and its ceaseless activity, especially since I live inland.

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Atlantic coast near Marinha Grande
Atlantic coast near Marinha Grande

Next, Batalha, where there’s a well known monastery which to my untrained eye looks a lot like a cathedral. Apparently, the monks have abandoned ship. That vow of poverty, celibacy, and silence is a tough sell, although I did meet one genuinely devout monk in Bilbao, Spain.

Batalha monastery
Batalha monastery (not my photo)

By the way, “ship” is not necessarily an inapt reference. We learned in Scotland that the vaulted roofs of cathedrals and churches often used marine engineering to provide the long unsupported spans between the walls, i.e. they were essentially inverted ship hulls.

After a coffee stop, it’s on to Alcobaça for another scenic walk. Our final destination is another part of the coast, Nazaré to watch the sunset from the bluffs above the beach, along with many other lookers. We finish up by returning home for dinner. A nice guided tour.

Nazaré sunset (not my photo)
Nazaré sunset (not my photo)

Sunday morning, I cook a big batch of pancakes which are quickly devoured. I’ve decided to head back north (Portugal is a small nation) and accept the invitation from Rita’s aunt in inland Lamego, so Sunday morning I say my goodbyes and drive northeast on slow hilly roads. Only time will tell whether my stay persuaded Paula and Mark to become Servas hosts or permanently dissuaded them. I’ll watch the membership lists to see if they appear.

Next post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/30/road-trip-europe-ii-23-11-12-23-11-15-what-is-this-tripe-what-is-this-tripe/

Road Trip Europe II 23/11/06-23/11/10 — My First Portuguese Family and ANOTHER Phone Disaster

Prior post: http://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/17/road-trip-europe-ii-23-11-05-23-11-06-i-lose-my-phone/

It’s Monday evening when I arrive in Maia, Portugal, a suburb of Porto, to visit with Servas host Rita Gama and family. There’s no free parking on her block, so I find a spot on the street she recommended and hoof it about half a mile, under load. I’m warmly welcomed into the big apartment.

The family consists of Rita, a lively, “take on any challenge” Portuguese woman whose family is based in Lamego, to the east, for generations; her Slovak husband Martin who works in accounting support for a large German company; her cousin Angelo who boards with them and works in cybersecurity for a different firm; and an old cocker spaniel whose main joys in life are getting petted and providing face care with doggy tongue.

It doesn’t take long to establish rapport. The only language the four of us have in common is English, so my attempts to use Portuguese quickly fade into irrelevance. As Rita says, she and Angelo often “forget” they’re Portuguese and converse in English. Everyone is blisteringly sarcastic, so I fit right in. They’re all sharply intelligent so the conversation is wide ranging and constant whenever we sit around the table. Laughter is loud and frequent.

This first evening, Rita’s parents come over for dinner. Her father works in AI and we talk about that for quite a while. He opens a bottle of wine and I jokingly remark that I assumed the standard drink in Porto would be port wine. He informs me that because of its sweetness and strength, 19% alcohol vs wine’s 12½%, it’s only imbibed on special occasions.

Rita asks me to peel some fruit for dinner and I recognize it as quince. Raw, it’s like a hard, tasteless apple, but cooked it develops an excellent flavor. In the US it’s rarely commercialized but in Latin countries it’s quite common. I know it by its Spanish name, membrillo, but in Portuguese it’s called marmelo. Thus, Portuguese quince preserves are the origin of our word “marmalade”.

Of special note about Rita’s building is the elevator. It’s an extraordinarily economic design — 3 sided. Yes, there’s no inside door. As it moves you’re staring at the elevator shaft wall. Definitely want to keep fingers, hair, and anything else away from it. Invisible, but still shocking, is that the elevator is simply suspended from a moving cable. No guide rails, no brakes. Just passengers in a 3-sided box suspended over certain death. Children have to be sternly warned to stand quietly in the car to minimize the chance of disaster. And if there’s a child’s birthday party in the building — take care, use the stair!!

Imagine this in the US.

Tuesday morning, Angelo walks me to the tram stop to help me get a fare card. When I ask how old the buildings are, he tells me they’re all quite recent. Only 30 years ago, the area was mostly farms. Looking around at the many residential apartment buildings, I would never have guessed that.

I take the tram into Porto with a walking itinerary supplied by Rita. Portugal’s second largest city is a very busy place. Even in November, the streets are quite full of tourists. Everything is under construction, including a new subway line. I spend several minutes watching a semi-truck trying to maneuver itself into a tiny loading ramp from a one lane road with traffic backed up for blocks. The stalled drivers are very patient. A few blocks away I see an enormous dump truck ascending to street level, in the lowest possible gear, an incredibly steep and narrow ramp from the subway excavation. I would have trouble walking up that grade.

About 1:30 I decide to get lunch, so I step into the side street Cafe Belana, crowded with workers and tradespeople. At this time of day, it’s sit down, order, eat, pay, vacate your chair for the next customer. At the counter, I read the handwritten list of pratos del dia (lunch specials). Most of them sound rather pedestrian but one item says “_oela” in broth. I can’t translate it because I can’t decipher the capital, cursive, initial letter but for $7, what the hell.

Cafe Belana, Porto
Cafe Belana, Porto

My plate arrives promptly and I dig in to a bowl of small white pieces of animal with some beans and broth. It tastes fine but the texture is a little odd. Later in the evening, with Rita’s help, I conclude the word was probably “moela” — gizzard. Definitely a new culinary experience.

My walking tour is going well when disaster strikes. Unlocking my Android phone with the finger swipe pattern, which I do dozens of times every day, suddenly fails. I try over and over without success. I even try other patterns, thinking maybe I’ve had a brain lapse and am putting in the wrong one. Perhaps it’s connected to the fact I logged in to someone else’s phone a few days ago but the pattern from that phone doesn’t work, either. No, Google thinks the pattern has been changed, which is impossible to do accidentally. It’s brain damage. I’m confident I can use an alternate method of logging in with my Google account but I don’t see that option. Suddenly mapless and incommunicado, I decide to abort the excursion a couple of hours early. Recalling my walk to this point, I head back toward the tram stop where I arrived this morning. By asking directions a couple of times, I zero in on it pretty quickly.

Back in the apartment I research the issue. To my surprise, there is no alternative login as was the case some years ago. For incomprehensible reasons, if the phone won’t recognize biometrics, the only advice offered is a factory reset, This wipes out everything on the phone and is definitely not my desired approach. I have literally never seen any other security algorithm that doesn’t offer at least one means of recovery. Hours of further reading fail to find anything so, reluctantly, I go for the erasure. It’s not a disaster because all my phone data is backed up in my Google account. But — I encounter another idiotic problem. Android will not let me restart the phone, required for a factory reset, without entering the swipe pattern — the same one that it refuses to recognize! For a company reputed to hire only the smartest people, this trap is an epic fail on their part.

Luckily, from my laptop I can request a factory reset of my phone, which I do, but nothing happens. I may just have to let the battery run completely down to shut off the phone. Then, belatedly, I discover another solution to the problem. A Samsung utility offers the option to remotely reset the security on the phone. Perhaps I can avoid the full erasure, but while Google lets me order that, I can’t cancel it. More negligence. I can’t believe the security reset is this simple, but when I send the command, it works.

Unfortunately, as soon as it’s unlocked the phone begins erasing everything. Oh well, I have my backups. Now I start setting it up again from scratch. Soon, I’m asked if I want to restore the prior state of the phone. I say yes but what is the credential Google demands to decrypt my backup? The same damn non-functional swipe pattern! I am hopping mad, but still a hapless victim. I understand that the perverse effect of security is to make it harder to do the legitimate tasks, but it’s not supposed to be IMPOSSIBLE!

Fortunately, I am able to access my separate WhatsApp backup. Losing years worth of text messages with contacts around the world would be a serious blow. My Google data is all stored on their servers, so that’s ok. My T-Mobile texts and call history are gone but that’s fine because almost none of my communicating is through those, Google Voice, and WhatsApp anyway. The greatest loss is about six days of phone photos that weren’t yet uploaded. I also have to reinstall dozens of apps I use frequently and restore and re-verify their login credentials. It’s all a major pain in the ass, and so stupidly unnecessary. Google services have been an enormous aid to me over many years but this kind of neutralizes all that,

Wednesday morning, I make sourdough pancakes for everyone and I’m gratified to see them devoured by hearty eaters. There’s even maple syrup in the refrigerator. Rita’s friend, Sandy, is here but she doesn’t join us, spending every minute on her computer and phone. She’s a self-employed lawyer and being successful at it appears to be taking a toll. I never see her loosen up at all and get the feeling she’s stressed to the breaking point. It’s definitely upsetting to observe. The weather today is snotty, so I stay home to work and write. Angelo and Martin are in their rooms on their jobs and Rita is on the phone looking for her next employer. She has a lot of experience in customer service and translating and doesn’t anticipate any problems.

In the afternoon a new guest arrives. Dina, Rita’s close friend from Kazakhstan but who lives in Czechia, is here for an extended visit. She’s also fluent in English, so we can talk extensively. Dinner is at the typically Portuguese late hour and the rollicking jokes, teasing, and conversation don’t stop for hours more. This is my kind of crowd. The topics range widely and rapidly between the economy, wing nut voters, the Portuguese health care system, expatriates, Dina’s childhood sojourn in Ohio, her move to Czechia, Martin’s routine of informing executives in his company that they have to resubmit their travel reimbursements, and much more.

Martin, Rita, Dina, Angelo. I asked everyone to look intelligent for the picture. Sadly, this is the best they could do.
Martin, Rita, Dina, Angelo. I asked everyone to look intelligent for the picture. Sadly, this is the best they could do.

Even after the others finally retire, Dina and I continue to talk until 4 AM. She has a call to make at 8:30 so I agree to make sure she’s awake.

Dina’s unique signal of affirmation or approval.

I get a few hours sleep and when I get up I see Dina has beat me to it. The weather is still wet and unpleasant so I occupy myself at home again. Rita, Angelo, Sandy, and I go out for lunch as Martin continues to work. For the entire time I visit, he always wearing his preferred work from home outfit — his bathrobe. Sandy is again on her computer for a lot of the lunch. She relates that her worst case is a long, contested divorce that is a giant, low paid headache for her. She maintains a very glamorous appearance which I, perhaps unjustly, suspect is coerced as a requirement for female business success.

In the evening, Rita, Dina, I, and the dog take a half hour walk to a distant supermarket to get supplies. Although pets are ubiquitous in European stores and restaurants at this one a security lady runs up to us as we’re entering and informs Rita that only service animals are allowed and she needs to see the dog’s certification. Since face lickers aren’t considered official service dogs, it’s decided I’ll mind him in the mall’s hallway while the other two shop.

After another late night of discussion, I get ready to move on in the morning. I’m concerned about Dina. She’s facing some challenges and there’s little I can offer in the way of assistance. I do tell her that if she needs to get back to Brno, Czechia to handle a certain problem in person, I’ll delay my progress toward Morocco to give her a ride north. It turns out that’s not necessary so I wish her the best and drive off. My destination is only 140 miles south, Marinha Grande, a small town north of Lisbon. On the way out, I drive along the coast at the entrance to Porto’s harbor. Once again, the Atlantic surf is pounding furiously against the shore. It’s not a good day to forsake calm waters for the roiling ocean.

Next post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/20/road-trip-europe-ii-23-10-10-23-10-12-i-become-a-servas-guinea-pig/

Road Trip Europe II 23/11/05-23/11/06 — I Lose My Phone

Prior post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/17/road-trip-europe-ii-23-11-03-23-11-05-i-add-spains-lands-end-to-my-collection-of-alaskas-and-south-americas-versions/

Leaving the hostel in Caldas de Reis, I decide to visit one of Portugal’s national parks, Peneda-Gerês. It’s only 125 miles away but by sticking to the back roads it takes me a good part of the day. As I cross the border into Portugal for the first time ever, I simultaneously enter the park. It’s lush and green and, especially due to the recent rains, filled with fast flowing streams and gushing waterfalls.

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Misty, rainy view in the park.
Misty, rainy view in the park.
Lake below
Lake below

I check out a campground off to the side. It;s very nice but closed for the winter. In any case, I’ve reserved a night at the Pousada de Juventud, the Youth Hostel, in the park.

I take a “shortcut” there over a narrow road that goes over a modest pass to the next valley. Along the way, I’m delayed by a herd of goats ambling along the roadway. It takes a little close proximity of the car to finally convince the lead goat to move to the side for me.

Tiny road between valleys
Tiny road between valleys

The hostel is not what I expected. Back in the 70s and 80s, “youth hostel” generally meant a firetrap building with one or two giant dorm rooms filled with bunk beds, stained mattresses, and a powerful stench of unbathed travelers. Many of them locked you out at 10 AM and didn’t reopen until 5 PM. Well, times have changed. The Pousada is clean and modern with a full time, friendly staff.

As I arrive, the desk clerk offers me a choice of conversing in Portuguese or English. Normally, I would struggle along in Portuguese but since I’ve only been in Portugal a few hours and haven’t spoken what little I know in 4 years, every other word I try to say comes out in Spanish. Giving up, I’m grateful for the English at the moment. She informs me that since I’m the only guest requesting a dorm bed, they’re upgrading me to a standard double room. This is a nice surprise. I have room to spread out and a bathroom to myself.

There’s also an inviting lounge downstairs in which a fire burns through the evening. With breakfast included, I’m getting an awful lot for my measly $13.

After getting settled in, I decide to take advantage of the remaining daylight by taking a walk up the rocky, trailless hill behind the hostel. The clerk points me to the start of a primitive road that will get me to where I can bushwhack upward. It’s raining steadily and she warns me the rocks will be slippery, but who am I to heed cautious advice kindly given to some old guy?

The walk isn’t too difficult after I leave the road, alternating between large patches of bare rock and areas with 2 foot ground cover that would be difficult to navigate uphill if not for various animal trails which make it slightly easier.

I reach the summit and soak up the broad, rainy views and then decide to start back down as it’s late in the afternoon and the November days are quickly getting shorter. On my way down, I notice a primitive track going off to my left. Thinking it might lead more easily back to the pousada, I start following it. It doesn’t take too long to realize it’s continuing to go off at right angles to the way I ascended. I think it might eventually become or connect to my original road but I’m concerned about the hour.

I get out my phone and check sunset time. It will be dark in about an hour so I decide to play it safe and turn back to where I can more or less reverse my prior bushwhack route. I stick the phone back inside my layers of anti-hypothermia wear and hoof it back with some daylight to spare. As I squishily approach the hostel, I pull out my phone to check something — and it’s not there! A thorough search of my dozen or so pockets confirms it. This is bad, very bad. Replacing the phone and getting a new T-Mobile SIM card will be a giant, expensive task. At least all my data is backed up with Google, but that’s small consolation with the hardware gone.

I go back to my room and get on the laptop. Using a “Find my Phone” feature, Google and Samsung both pinpoint the exact latitude and longitude of the phone. It’s only about 400 meters away as the crow flies, but there are 3 problems. That 400 meters is actually much longer when walking the terrain, it’s now almost completely dark, and without another GPS-enabled phone I can’t navigate my way back to the phone anyway. I do manage to send a signal to the phone to go into extreme battery saving mode. If I do ever manage to get close to it, I may need it to scream at me, which it can’t do if the battery is dead. Although it’s sitting out exposed in the rain, clearly, there’s nothing more I can do tonight. I go to bed (without supper by the way because this hotel-like hostel has no guest cooking facilities) and defer further pondering until early morning.

At 6 AM, I’m up making a plan. I have to search for the phone with a GPS-enabled device. I’m going to accost people in the morning, explain the issue, and persuade someone to rent or lend me their phone for a couple of hours — or accompany me up the soggy mountain if they don’t want to hand over their device. These ideas seem forlorn because I think I’m one of the few guests at the hostel. The hallways are eerily silent. That leaves the staff, who have probably never gotten such a crazy request. And for sure, I’m not equipped to make it in Portuguese. I type and retype wording to Google Translate hoping I can concisely present the issue displayed on the laptop screen.

Finally, at 7 AM I head down to the front desk to test plead my case with the reception person. Maria speaks English, so that simplifies communication. I’ve barely explained the problem and my desperate need for a phone when she reaches hers out to me and says, “Take it.” I can barely believe it. I thank her profusely, add my Google account to her phone (only my Google and Samsung accounts can use the phone location features), leave the laptop behind and head out into the rain. Although I can’t walk to it directly, the GPS location lets me gradually zero in on it. I had feared it might be sitting invisible in dense ground cover. but eventually I find it lying in plain sight on the track near where I had looked up the sunset time. Apparently, when I reached inside my jacket to return it to my inside pocket, I missed and it was lightly held by my layers of clothes. It must have taken only a minute for it to work its way down and hit the ground.

The phone is working fine and I’m really glad that over 4½ years ago, I opted for a waterproof model. I did that because I had a bad record of going swimming with electronics still in my pockets. I broke that habit but finally the waterproofing has paid off.

I go back to the hostel, find Maria is not at the desk, so I leave her phone there for her. There’s still time to head over to the adjacent building for breakfast, which I do. As I enter, I see Maria and prostrate myself with thanks. There’s a big buffet laid out even though I can now confirm that I am one of only 3 guests in residence last night. The breakfast lady treats us royally in the virtually empty dining hall.

The other couple and I sit together and I find out they’re Portuguese particle physicists taking a brief vacation. Their English is quite good, so we can nerd out pretty well about science. After breakfast, I pack up and regretfully leave the hostel. I’m committed to arriving at a host tonight but would otherwise spend a couple of more days here exploring the park.

I drive out by another circuitous route, passing some very impressive scenery, partially cloud obscured this afternoon.

Driving into the clouds
Driving into the clouds
View across the valley
View across the valley

One side road I take through the high town of Germil is just 5 miles long, but extremely narrow, and all cobblestones. It takes me literally 30 minutes to navigate it through beautiful woods and expansive views.

Along the Germil road
Along the Germil road
New and old: pay phone and ancient religious building
New and old: pay phone and ancient religious building

The last half mile or so is through the incredibly narrow streets of a tiny village, carefully negotiating 90 degree turns with houses pressing against my side mirrors. Super cool.

Once out of the mountains, I’m on my way to Servas hosts in Maia, a suburb of Porto, home of port wine.

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Road Trip Europe II 23/11/03-23/11/05 — I Add Spain’s “Land’s End” to my collection of Alaska’s and South America’s versions

Prior post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/16/road-trip-europe-ii-23-11-02-23-11-03-i-go-underground/

On arrival at the Albergue San Pedro, I find it’s a small, modern hostel whose owner lives upstairs in a private home. It’s clean and pleasant but has no “atmosphere”. The only common area is the kitchen and there’s no lounge or comfortable seating. The dorm room is empty as I put down my stuff but one other bed is occupied by someone currently absent.

I set up the computer at the kitchen table and immediately discover this hostel’s unanticipated omission – the kitchen is sans stove. There’s no way to cook. I’m hungry, so I drive a few miles to the nearby beach town of Sardiñeiro de Abaixo. This is probably a hopping place in summer but it’s quiet and closed up now. I locate one bar that’s seems to be open although I have to go inside to be sure. The clientele is two locals drinking beers desultorily. It’s pretty shabby but I order food and get an adequate meal.

Back at the hostel, I meet my dormmate, a Chinese woman who’s walking the Camino de Santiago. We spend some time talking about our differing goals and experiences. She’s walking alone while her husband has stayed home in Hong Kong. At some point, I ask how he feels about her extended, solo trip. Her answer is a crisp, ”It doesn’t matter what he thinks.”

Breakfast is included here and the owner brings down a tray with each person’s meal for tomorrow morning. Late at night, while working away, there’s a tap at the window and I look up to see a bedraggled figure staring in at me. It’s been raining since afternoon and he’s quite wet. I open the door and he explains he’s a bicyclist looking for shelter. I ring the owner’s bell, she comes down, and with a little translating help from me, he says he cannot afford a room but can he sleep under her exterior roof? She strikes me as very businesslike so I’m somewhat surprised when she immediately says “Yes.”

There’s a long tradition on the Camino of offering assistance to pilgrims. There used to be many free hostels, or “donativos”, where walkers pay whatever they can afford for a bed and meal. There are still some of those, but most accommodations are now commercial and charge money although there are many beds available for only about $15. The tradition of assistance survives, though, and I guess I’m seeing an example of it. Although I have no right to do it, I tell the cyclist I’ll let him in to use the bathroom. He gratefully takes me up on the offer later tonight and once in the morning.

Eventually, I crawl into my bunk and get a good night’s sleep. In the morning, I eat my tray breakfast and leave. The major attraction in this area is Fisterra, literally Land’s End. This is a headland facing the open ocean, which prior to Columbus’ return from the West Indies was mare incognitum. I drive out there arriving amid a substantial off-season crowd. There are a couple of tour buses disgorging old people and a lot of walkers and drivers.

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Fisterra (Land's End), Galicia (not my photo)
Fisterra (Land’s End), Galicia (not my photo)

It’s an exposed point and the wind is blowing fiercely and continuously. There’s a lighthouse at the end, now converted to a restaurant and gift shop. The wind is strong enough to pose a danger of being blown off my feet by a particularly strong gust, so I’m bracing myself against it as I walk.

At one point I see someone’s windbreaker high in the air turbulently heading westward. It’s not hard to imagine 15th century inhabitants standing here and thinking they really were at the literal end of the world.

The surf is crashing furiously into the cape. It’s certainly one of the most violent seas I’ve ever seen.

I see a large flock of sparrows clustering defensively near a somewhat sheltered rock. They’re all staying close to the ground to avoid being blown out to sea.

Sparrows laying low in the wind

It’s with some relief I get back into the shelter of the car. There are a number of steep tracks, not gated off, on the cape so I explore some of those until I get to a point that looks too dicey to proceed, so I work my way back to the paved road.

Fisterra from above
Fisterra from above

An hour or so later I drive down a dead end beach road at Praia do Porto das Botes to take a short nap while the furious surf tries its best to erode away the rocky coast.

I’m in Galicia, Spain’s westernmost province. Like many others, it prides itself on having its own language, one of many areas in Spain that do so. It seems to be a mixture of Spanish and Portuguese (Portugal is immediately to the south). Spain appears to have the most decentralized government I’ve seen. Many areas harbor secessionist sentiments to various degrees — some Galicians would like to be part of Portugal — and where we have states, Spain is mostly comprised of “autonomous communities”. Political and legal power is unevenly distributed across various levels of government but federal power is definitely diluted. Even the Catalonian separatists who were pursued by the national government for daring to declare independence in 2017 have just been pardoned by the newly re-elected prime minister. This has led to large protests by right wing voters. There are still a lot of Franco-supporters, fascists, and neo-fascists in Spain, 50 years after the dictator’s death. More than most countries, the modern nation appears to still be an agglomeration of different cultures and languages.

Even as I drive, I don’t really know where I’m going so I book a night in another albergue further south toward Portugal where I’ll plot my next few days. This place is right in the town of Caldas de Reis (The King’s Hot Springs). The Iberian Peninsula was a major part of the Roman Empire, so there are many Roman relics and place names. This hostel is, again, clean, nice, and cheap but not particularly intriguing. The only common area, the kitchen is locked up at night. In the morning, I become aware of the unusually early checkout time of 10 AM. I finally get this when the owner is making up my bed before I’ve left the room, and I get a scolding “Tsk, tsk” when she realizes I haven’t read the fine print on the bedroom door.

I’ve decided to head for one of Portugal’s ten national and natural parks, so off I go.

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Road Trip Europe II 23/11/02-23/11/03 — I Go Underground

Prior post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/14/road-trip-europe-ii-23-10-31-23-11-02-a-different-milieu-in-gijon-asturias/

I head south from Gijón, arriving at the Valporquero cave a bit early. The access to it is the, by now obligatory, steep, serpentine road. The parking lot is deserted so I snooze out a bit. When I awake, a few more cars have appeared. I go into the park building and join a group of 9 other tourists. We sit around a table with hardhats and headlamps in front of each of us. The guide asks if I speak Spanish. I respond “more or less” and state that I’ll manage. The narration is not going to be in English. After a short orientation, we don our helmets and walk down an access path to the gaping maw of the cave entrance.

Valporquero is a large cave, well explored and developed with stairs, railings, and lighting (which is off by default to preserve the lightless environment). The upper, older level is relatively dry while the newer lower level has, in the wet season, a rushing river and other groundwater penetrations. I’ve come at the right time of year. Our guide, Juan Carlos, is very patient and thorough and the substantial portions of the lecture he gives at each stop that I miss aren’t too serious as I already know quite a lot about caves and limestone geology. My many childhood hours dogging the footsteps of countless US National Park Service naturalists educated me well.

We work our way through both levels, doing a lot of climbing and descending, using our headlamps except during stops in elaborately carved rooms where the lights are turned on for a few minutes. There are incredible stalactite, stalagmite, flowstone, and every other limestone formation you can imagine. At various times, we’re walking along a rushing river, past waterfalls spouting out of holes in the ceiling, and down narrow tunnels connecting large chambers. In one small pool, Juan Carlos points out tiny, swimming, white crustaceans, which I later determine are Parabathynellids, no more than an eighth inch long.

I could verbally describe dozens of cave features but despite my enthusiasm you would just quit reading. You just have to be there. The photos below show some of them, if in a very amateur quality. The very satisfying tour runs 3 hours and it’s only as we pass a larger group walking without safety gear that I realize I’ve luckily stumbled into the in depth version rather than the standard tourist access.

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Cave access trail
Cave access trail
Cave entrance
Cave entrance
Falling water in strobe light
Falling water in strobe light
Water falling from hole in cavern ceiling
Water falling from hole in cavern ceiling
The river that formed, and is forming, the cave.

Finally, Juan Carlos dismisses the group to exit the cave on their own and accompanies me back to the crustacean pool so I can try to get some photos. This dedicated attempt doesn’t do particularly well. Even with a macro lens, getting good images of tiny, wriggling, underwater creatures bu headlamp light is almost impossible. It’s very generous of him to give me the opportunity.

Master guide Juan Carlos
Master guide Juan Carlos
The crustacean pool
The crustacean pool
Crustacean with thumb for size reference
Crustacean with thumb for size reference
This is the best closeup I could get
This is the best closeup I could get
My keepsake do-rag. Everyone wore one of these under their hard hat
My keepsake do-rag. Everyone wore one of these under their hard hat

As the two of us emerge from the cave, we’re greeted by the unexpected — it’s snowing!

Back in the car, I decide to spend the night in nearby León. The Berlingo is due for an oil change and I want to cook tonight. I also want to calibrate the fuel gauge, which I try to do with each car I own. This involves carrying a can of spare fuel, purposely running the tank dry to measure how far I can go after the “Low Fuel” light comes on, and then refilling the tank to reach the next gas station. A few weeks ago, Jordi gave me an unneeded fuel can that I’ve been carrying around ever since. Before I run the tank dry, I want to be sure I can actually get fuel from my can into it. The can’s spout is missing, so at a Home Depot-like store I buy a cheap funnel with a long, flexible neck. I’m going to rehearse the fuel transfer ahead of time to avoid potential roadside embarrassment.

It’s a good thing I do because when I insert the funnel neck into the fill spout, it’s blocked. The little door that opens automatically when I insert the standard diesel nozzle at a gas station won’t move. A little online research reveals this is a safety measure to prevent accidentally putting gasoline into a diesel vehicle, but I can’t find a clear explanation of how to release the door when I’m away from a diesel pump.

Deferring that problem, I get some dinner supplies at a Lidl and then check into the likely looking Albergue de Santo Tomás de Canterbury. It’s my typical choice: clean, decently equipped, and cheap. It’s on the ground floor of a modern building with ample street parking outside. It turns out to be quite suitable but without social interaction. The dormitory room is shared with only one other guest, a seedy looking. middle aged Italian who spends, literally, hours on the phone with his mother back home arguing and cajoling at full volume. I wish I had recorded a bit of it.

I cook a good dinner but am shocked to find the kitchen doesn’t include a guest refrigerator. I’ve never come across a hostel without one. In the space where it should be is a giant, junk food vending machine. I’m forced to store my perishables inn the car even though it isn’t particularly cool this evening. I put great stock in a well equipped functional kitchen in a hostel but I seem to be in the minority. Most guests seem perfectly happy getting take out food, even (yecch) Dominos Pizza, which is apparently a global, rather than just US, disaster. Only occasionally do I encounter someone else cooking a meal.

I’m loaded and out early in the morning, heading to an internet-rated shop for an oil change. When the owner arrives, I make my request but, although sympathetic, he says he’s booked solid for days. While I have his attention, I ask about my fuel fill puzzler. He takes a look but doesn’t have an answer and is too busy to pursue it further. I ask him for a referral and drive to that nearby shop. The manager there first says come back at 2 PM. When I say that’s impossible, he says leave the car and it will be ready by noon.

I ask him, too, about the fuel fill. He insists that I just push the door aside with a screwdriver, but I already know that’s incorrect. I puzzle over the issue further and realize that since the door opens when the standard diesel nozzle is inserted, the release mechanism must be in the circumference of the tube. Fooling around with a pair of chopstick, I discover that pressing outward simultaneously at two specific points opens the door. Problem solved.

To while away the hours until noon, I improvise a walking tour of León. Of course, it has to start outside the cathedral – will the Catholic Church never give up? Despite its impressive architecture, the only unusual thing about it is an array of about ten police cars and officers arrayed in front. An obvious public relations flack (you can recognize them in every “advanced” culture) is yelling instructions to the officers while a photographers snaps pictures. I find it interesting that the chosen backdrop is the cathedral. Separation of church and state?

León Cathedral
León Cathedral

Continuing my walk, I pass the Museum of Emigrants, the second curious honoring of the many who couldn’t make it in Spain and left to create a better life elsewhere. It looks interesting enough to buy a ticket but it doesn’t open for two hours, so I pass it up.

Museum of Leonese Emigration
Museum of Leonese Emigration

At noon, I’m back to retrieve the car. A full synthetic oil change is fairly pricey here, about $120, but the intervals are long so it’s no burden. I head out of town toward the western coast, which faces the full Atlantic Ocean rather than the more protected Bay of Biscay to the north. Along the way, I run out of gas, as expected, and now know I can go about 115 miles after the “Low Fuel” light comes on. This knowledge is unimportant in Europe but could be essential in Morocco. Refueling is no problem even though the car, of course, decides to stop right at a construction zone lane drop so semi-trucks are whizzing by within a foot or two of me as I try to make myself paper thin while holding my gas can in the funnel. Had I not made a dry run earlier, I would have been stranded.

Later in the afternoon, I reach the coast and check in to another albergue. My drive is over after a productive day.

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Road Trip Europe II 23/10/31-23/11/02 — A Different Milieu in Gijón, Asturias

Prior post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/13/road-trip-europe-ii-23-10-29-23-10-31-surf-city-here-i-come-but-not-surf-city-usa/

Inés is a semi-retired teacher, living in a nice view apartment above the Gijón small boat harbor with a nephew as a part time boarder.

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My Gijón Servas host, Inés
My Gijón Servas host, Inés
Gijón Small Boat Harbor
Gijón Small Boat Harbor

She speaks no English, so I have to function totally in Spanish with her. By now, that’s not too difficult although much of the last few weeks I haven’t been speaking it. Damn Europeans. So many of them speak very fluent English. Luckily, I can street park the car but I have to pay $5 to the beginning of the holiday free period at 6 PM. I think that’s the first parking fee I’ve paid this trip.

Gijón is a bear for me to pronounce. In Spanish, the G and the J both have an H sound, but the G involves more phlegm and spittle, as in the German “ich”. I really have to work at it to make the two variant sounds in quick succession.

After she feeds me a simple but tasty lunch, I accompany Inés on an errand. She has to pick up some boxes of heavy ceramic tile from a warehouse. She takes along a rolling suitcase in lieu of a wheelbarrow. At the tile place, we load the material carefully into the suitcase and take a roundabout way home to avoid any stairways. The suitcase is ok to roll cautiously but impossibly heavy to lift. Even preventing a runaway while descending a ramp is a challenge. After that she takes me on a long, walking tour of the town.

Along the water near her house is what looks like a giant glass Christmas tree composed of green bottles. Inés explains that it’s a monument to “sidra”. Asturias is famous for producing prodigious amounts of hard apple cider. There’s a big festival for it in August. The shtick here is that the cider is poured into glasses at great height without spilling it, bottle and glass held as far apart as possible.

Monument to Asturian Hard Cider
Monument to Asturian Hard Cider

American Halloween has permeated Europe so there are many decorated balconies as well as costumed children seeking sweets from the stores. It’s impossible to go from home to home knocking on doors in Europe because apartment buildings have access security and detached houses have walled yards.

Barber Shop Decorations
Beauty Salon Decorations
An Elaborate Display
An Elaborate Display
Halloween Costumes
Halloween Costumes. Trying not to be intrusive, I didn’t give the camera time to focus.
I did better on this one.
I did better on this one.

Part of our walk involves checking on the renovation progress of an apartment owned by a relative. Apparently, the tile we got is eventually destined for here. Inés seems very knowledgeable about renovation and engages the worker at length. I understand virtually nothing of their technical conversation.

Renovation Discussion

Wednesday morning, I’m planning on sourdough pancakes. Inés has invited two friends to join us for breakfast, an Irish expatriate and his Spanish wife. We sit down at 9 AM but the two visitors have eaten breakfast earlier and Inés takes about one eighth of a pancake and then eats her normal cold cut and bread meal. I end up having to pull most of the load, a task for which I’m well suited but cooking for people is much more rewarding when they’re big eaters. In 2016, in Labrador we made tacos for a family we were staying with. They were the best because every time I said, “More?” the unanimous answer was an enthusiastic “Yes!” We did the same when they fed us an elaborate Saturday dinner that included bear meat.

After breakfast, we’re all going to take a walk but apparently I haven’t been paying attention. The four of us leave the apartment, me in sneakers without socks, no phone, no water, and no sun protection. By the time I come to my senses we’re on a 10 mile walk along the entire Gijón shoreline and back. Fortunately the sun isn’t fierce and there’s a coffee shop at the farthest point, but that distance without socks is likely to be hard on my feet.

As we stroll along the shore, we pass a number of statues and memorials. The most interesting is dedicated to the mothers who remained behind as many Asturian emigrants left to make a better life in Mexico, Cuba, and Puerto Rico. It’s a rather poignant representation.

Statue Honoring the Mothers of Asturian Emigrants
Statue Honoring the Mothers of Asturian Emigrants

Our outbound destination is the Mirador de la Providencia, a tower looking out to sea, built in the shape of a ship’s prow.

Ship-shaped Observation Tower
Ship-shaped Observation Tower

Nearby, we sit at a cafe for coffee and a pastry and then start the 5 mile return walk. By the time we get home, I’ve trodden carefully all day and just have one moderately abraded toe and no photographs.

The rest of the day is quiet as Inés takes a post-exercise nap and later makes another delicious, simple dinner. As is often the case, I’ve changed my plans at the last minute. I had planned on continuing west toward the northwest corner of the Iberian peninsula but Atlas Obscura highlighted a cavern to the south and since I’m a sucker for caves, I bought a $20 online ticket for 9:20 AM. The tour is limited to 10 people and only offered three times a week, so I’m lucky to have snagged a spot at the last minute. I’m up early Thursday, drag my bag to the car, and drive off in the dark at 6:30 AM.

My car, in a zone that now is No Parking, looks rather lonely in the pre-dawn.
My car, in a zone that is now No Parking, looks rather lonely in the pre-dawn.

As I pass the seawall, waves are furiously crashing into it with spray splashing onto the promenade. Just yesterday, at low tide, there was a broad, sandy beach with many people. I’m surprised at the change.

This is what the beach looked like yesterday afternoon at low tide.
This is what the beach looked like yesterday afternoon at low tide.
It’s a little different this morning, no sand and crashing surf.

Leaving Gijón, I make the 90 minute drive to the south to my cave appointment.

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Road Trip Europe II 23/10/29-23/10/31 — Surf City, Here I Come (but not “Surf City USA”)

Prior post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/10/road-trip-europe-ii-23-10-27-23-10-29-picos-de-europa-national-park/

I have an invitation from a Servas host in the coastal town of Gijón beginning today, Sunday, but when I contacted her last night to confirm, she said she wouldn’t be home until Tuesday, so it’s a good time for a writing and working day. Using my well honed booking.com lodging picking techniques, I’ve located a likely place in Gijón – very cheap, highly rated, breakfasts included – so I’ve reserved two nights there.

Periodically, I scan through Atlas Obscura, a list of usually quirky places all over the world. I often find destinations worth a visit there and I’ve got two possibilities lined up for today. Because they’re not on my direct route to the hostel, I’m forced to retrace about 45 miles of yesterday’s northward drive to reach La Cuevona. This is a road through a natural cavern that is the only vehicle access to the town named, appropriately, Cuevas (Caves).

Along the way, in Cangas de Onis, I take a break to admire a surviving Roman arched bridge.

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Roman bridge across the Sella River
Roman bridge across the Sella River
Bridge walkway
Bridge walkway

Leaving the highway, I wind and twist up and down a narrow road. Shortly after it ducks under the east-west coastal expressway I see what looks at first glance like a typical tunnel entrance. In this case, though, it’s a natural tunnel. The road winds over 800 feet through a large cavern carved over thousands of years by the adjacent stream. I’ve never seen anything like this. Definitely cool.

La Cuevona entrance
La Cuevona entrance
Inside La Cuevona
Inside La Cuevona
Interior of the cavern
Interior of the cavern
Inside looking out
Inside looking out
La Cuevona drive through

After gawking and walking a while, I turn west to my next destination, The Jurassic Museum of Asturia. Scenically situated on a 500 foot hill with an expansive view of the Bay of Biscay coast, its outdoor area is full of life size dinosaur statues. I’ve arrived late in the day so I decide it’s not worth paying admission to the museum building, especially since I already know quite a bit about dinosaurs.

View from Jurassic Museum
View from Jurassic Museum
Tyrannosaurus
Tyrannosaurus
Euoplocephalus
Euoplocephalus
Pteranodon
Pteranodon

Continuing west, I wind through residential streets to the Gijón Surf Hostel (GSH). As I hoped, it turns out to be a great place. It’s a large building, obviously purpose built to serve as a hostel. The staff is Workaway volunteers from a variety of countries, so the lingua franca is English rather than Spanish, which suits the mostly young, international guests. The place has many of the best hostel features – good internet, two well equipped guest kitchens, a front patio with picnic tables, a lawn with hammocks, a comfortable common area with couches, and a giant table with desk chairs, perfect for working. There’s also a big, free parking lot around the corner where many RVs are parked (the owners would say they’re camped).

This is European camping. Ah, back to nature.
This is European camping. Ah, back to nature.
Gijón Surf Hostel
Gijón Surf Hostel

I check in, pay my measly $32 for two nights, stake out a bunk bed, refrigerate my perishables, and get online. GSH caters to surfers (water, not web) as well as other travelers. A whiteboard lays out the schedule for surfing lessons and gear rental charges. The basement garage has been converted to a surf shop. The beach is a few blocks away and there’s a constant trickle of guests and staff coming and going there. As evening approaches, being too lazy to go shopping and knowing that breakfast is coming in the morning, I cook an inadequate dinner of two small pancakes from a bit of leftover batter I’m carrying,. My conversations are limited to a few hellos and brief introductions. At 12:30 AM, the staff locks up the common lounge for the night, so I close up the laptop and head downstairs to bed.

Breakfast is at 8:30 AM and I’m very hungry, so I’m at the kitchen door a few minutes before, milling with other eager guests and staff. It’s a good breakfast, self service, all you can eat, but no hot dishes. It’s way better than I have a right to expect for the piddling overnight price. I load up and eat at one of the picnic tables in the mild morning sun. This is where the conversations start. Gijón is on the Camino de Santiago, originally a pilgrimage route for Catholics. Rather than my conception of a single trail, it’s actually a network of them, radiating inward (if that’s possible) from assorted origins in France, Spain, and Portugal to Santiago de Compostela, a locale that has some important religious significance. Some of the routes are easy, some mountainous, all have food and lodging options along the way, so there’s something for everyone.

Camino de Santiago network
Camino de Santiago network

In modern times, many of the walkers are still devout Catholics, but there are people out for the hiking experience, couples sharing some joint adventure, and many people who are walking solo while they sort out the next step in their lives.

Gijón is along the so-called Camino del Norte, one of the easier routes that stays along the coast and avoids most of the heavy climbing. Interestingly, the shortest and easiest option is named the Camino Inglés. I guess it’s targeted at candy-ass American and British walkers. My driving routes have intersected the Camino many times since I left Girona. The route is well-marked and there are walkers everywhere along it.

One flaw is that in many stretches, the Camino is on roads, although often separated from the traffic lanes by several feet. I suppose if you’re walking to find god, penitently flaying your back with willow branches (this is just my imagination), the route environment is irrelevant. As a hiking experience, though, road walking leaves a lot to be desired.

I have two long conversations with walkers. Lena, a young German woman in her late thirties had been a dancer for 20 years and found the professional opportunities becoming intermittent and the toll on her body significant. She dumped a long-standing but unsatisfactory boyfriend and is walking solo to contemplate her future. She’s learning guitar, and writes poetry in a couple of languages. She came off the trail with a miserable blister and has catered to it for two days. Even more or less healed, it’s the ugliest walking wound I’ve ever seen, but she can’t afford to tarry longer. During her stay, she spends hours in the lounge strumming and singing. She’s not at all a typical German.

Roger, a German-Swiss, is a devout believer in the validity of the stories in the bible. His religious intensity doesn’t prevent him from being social and friendly with atheists such as myself and we speak at length of our different approaches to the scientific evidence of earth’s longevity and the indications or lack thereof of godly existence. He and his wife are walking separate Camino routes to enhance the religious import and rendezvous every several days before resuming their solo journeys.

Roger, the Swiss pilgrim
Roger, the Swiss pilgrim
Two happy travelers
Two happy travelers

By contrast, the non-walkers are out for fun. One trio of Workaway women had planned to take surfing lessons today but blow them off in favor of a shopping expedition in town. Hannah, a young, long term traveler originally from British Columbia, spends at least an hour talking to another volunteer about her various options for getting her first tattoo, or two or three. This is a bit disconcerting to me as a parent as she has the physical appearance of a high school freshman although actually she has finished university. It took me years and long periods in Argentina where virtually every female has prominent tattoos to at least partially change my view of ink from bodily mutilation to a true expression of art. Another vivacious volunteer from rural Germany is making plans to move to Berlin, hit the techno clubs, and put more excitement in her life. The surfers talk about little but surf conditions. I mainly see them peeling in and out of wet suits.

In the afternoon, I get into a conversation with 3 guests, Tom (German carpenter), Hannah (German wanderer), and André (Belgian wanderer). They’re volunteering at the second home (finca) of the hostel’s owner, so as a fringe benefit they can stay here free on the weekends. They’re due back at the finca this afternoon but it’s a long bus ride and then a long walk to the rural site. Since I’m on vacation, I offer to drive them home and they gratefully accept.

About 3 PM, we take off heading back eastward, the direction I came from. During the ride, I tell them about La Cuevona. They weren’t aware of it and it turns out to be quite close to where they’re staying so they resolve to bike over there at some point. Tourist advice, just another service I provide.

It’s about an hour’s ride to the finca so, as a token of appreciation, they offer to show me the local sights before I drop them off. We ride small roads to a very attractive little waterfall and swimming hole and then proceed to an impressive rocky outcropping with panoramic views and constant, fierce wind.

Canalón de Alea waterfall
Canalón de Alea waterfall
A video view of the spot
Mirador del Fitu
Mirador del Fitu
Tom, André, Hannah windblown
Tom, André, Hannah windblown
Tom, me, André at the lookout
Tom, me, André at the lookout. This is the non-German version — we’re making physical contact.

By the time we get to their home, there isn’t much light left, so after a brief tour of phase I of the premises in their current state, I leave for Gijón.

The finca (second home) at which the three are volunteering.
The finca (second home) at which the three are volunteering.

To avoid backtracking, I pick a more circuitous route on Maps. I figure there’s just enough light left to drive it and get back to the expressway by full darkness.

You won’t be surprised to hear it doesn’t work out as planned. The route I’ve picked is a steep lane which then turns into a dirt logging road. I plug onward but finally there are so many branches across the narrow way that I’m starting to lose traction. Finally, I can’t proceed upward any further. I could back down a little and get a running start over that spot, but I have no idea whether I’ll encounter some more obstinate barrier further up the hill. This road clearly hasn’t been used in a long while. Discretion being the better part of valor, I decide to abandon the project. This is easier decided than accomplished.

The road is literally only a few inches wider than my wheel track, with a steep uphill embankment and a precipitous downhill drop with uncertain, crumbly edges. There is absolutely zero chance of a U-turn. My only choice is to reverse down the road until I find a spot wide enough for a 10-leg K turn, and I know that spot is a long way below. So now I’m backing down an impossibly narrow road, in the gathering dark, with extraordinary care because a 6 inch mistake could put one of my wheels over open air, or maybe the entire vehicle far below in the valley. I’m managing this, keeping the wheels in the appropriate spots. The road is generally straight but undulates gently so I can’t just back straight down. Every few meters I have to adjust the direction slightly. This is painstaking work with almost no tolerance for error. Many times I see I’m on the wrong track and have to pull uphill a bit to correct the car’s alignment. My backward progress is more suitable for measurement in furlongs per fortnight than miles per hour.

It’s now very close to totally dark so I have only my backup lights, and perhaps ESP, to keep the car on the road. At one point I’m ready just to put the brakes on and sleep until daylight, but that would mean missing my prepaid breakfast [joke!] so I plug on. I remember, i.e. I think I remember, seeing a wide spot not too much further down. It takes me about 90 minutes to back down about 1300 feet – an average speed of under 15 feet per minute – infants crawl faster — with total concentration the entire time. It’s with considerable relief I reach the wide spot, “wide” only by comparison, and take about 5 minutes to safely manage the U-turn. Once pointed downhill the remainder is a piece of cake. I mean I now have headlights to show me the eroded dropoff side of the road.

Of course, there are no photos of my predicament because when these things are in progress, I’m not thinking about recording them until the problem is solved. Too late, then.

I stop at a supermarket for groceries, get back to the hostel quite late, make myself a good dinner in the deserted kitchen, and get some well earned sleep.

Tuesday morning, Halloween, I pack up my stuff, gorge on breakfast, say goodbye to a few new acquaintances, and head across town to meet my host, Inés, at about noon.

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Road Trip Europe II 23/10/27-23/10/29 — Picos de Europa National Park

Prior post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/08/road-trip-europe-ii-23-10-26-23-10-27-a-rustic-night-in-soba-remote-cattle-country/

When I arrive at Casa Crescente on Friday afternoon in the little village of Boca de Huérgano, I find a small bar and very nice rooms upstairs, again for very little money. There’s no refrigerator but it’s cool enough for me to store my perishables on the window ledge. I ask the bartender about dinner and out of his rapid fire answer, I catch “homemade” and “8:30”. I occupy myself in the room for a few hours and at the designated time I go downstairs. The bar is full of locals engaged in loud conversation and drinking beers.

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Casa Crescente bar scene
Casa Crescente bar scene

My Spanish comprehension isn’t nearly good enough to insert myself into any of these groups, so I step up to the bar and say, “Comida?” (food). The bartender hands me a beer and a square of some very tasty baked good. The food turns out be not a meal but one of these homemade tidbits from a tray. Disappointed in the quantity although not the taste, I down my $1.60 dinner and head back upstairs. I know they serve breakfast and lunch so I have no choice but to make the snack do until morning.

I’m going to spend Saturday circumnavigating and probing the park, so I dress for the cold and wet. Breakfast is very good and extremely reasonably priced and I’m soon off. As I head out in a clockwise direction, my first point of interest is the Riaño Reservoir, a miles-long, triskelion-shaped basin whose water level is so low that much of the pre-impoundment road and bridge system is exposed.

Recent rains haven't raised the extremely low levels of Spanish reservoirs
Recent rains haven’t raised the extremely low levels of Spanish reservoirs
Normally flooded road and bridge
Normally flooded road and bridge
Abandoned Stone arch bridge and road normally under water
Abandoned Stone arch bridge and road normally under water

As I turn north, the low ceiling hides the upper slopes of the Picos except for brief glimpses. Close up, I can see that my declaration yesterday of “termination dust”, while technically correct, was mostly an illusion. The very highest peaks do, indeed, have some snow at the top but the mountains are composed of white limestone which, seen yesterday from 10 miles away through rainy skies, I mistook for large areas of snow.

Limestone mountains showing karst features
White limestone mountains showing karst features

I turn off the circumferential road into one of the two park accesses. This road winds almost 14 miles into the central mountains, getting successively twistier, narrower, and steeper until it ends at the hiking base town of Caín along the Cares River. From here, a beautiful trail is said to wind deeper into the mountains. Sadly, between the inclement weather and lack of a hiking companion, I don’t even seriously consider the route. The drive in, though, is spectacular through enormous limestone mountains. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen so much rock landscape. It’s almost unbelievable that the Pyrenees and Cantabrian mountains were all sea bottom.

The limestone has created a karst topography, with many cliffs, pinnacles, and caves throughout the two ranges. Limestone, made of geologically compressed shells and other calcium remains, dissolves relatively easily, especially if the water is slightly acidic. This solvent property is the reason increasing CO2 levels are threatening the survival of marine invertebrates like corals, molluscs, and crustaceans. Significant acidity prevents the chemical reactions that build their calcium based exoskeletons. Limestone erosion often happens in a geologic eye blink. Today, the rock still dominates with trees confined to the areas where they can survive. Rather than futilely attempt to describe the landscape further, here are some photos taken along the route:

Driving to Caín is fun.

Along the way, I pass a stone structure used as far back as the 17th century as a wolf trap. Taking advantage of wolf pack behavior, villagers with spears were stationed in a pattern across the narrow valley that forced a pack of wolves into a spiral pattern that ended in the stone enclosure, where they could be slaughtered for meat.

The wolf trap
The wolf trap

After reaching the last driveable few feet of road in Caín, I work my way back to the highway, turn north and start looking for a meal. I really wanted the lunch back at Casa Crescente, but since it’s only served from 1:30 to 3:30 I was quite sure I would miss it. Since every restaurant serves a daily lunch, though, I know it’s not a problem. As I enter the village of Oseja de Sajambre, the streets are full of cars and people. I drive past the village and find the first unused curb parking spot, then walk back about 1500 feet. I’ve happened here on feria day, and people have come from miles around to sell and buy everything you can imagine.

Feria
Feria

Livestock is a major portion and there are horses, sheep, cows, goats, and pigs in various pens and corrals, all being watched over by children with long rods used to herd the animals and all being gawked at by prospective buyers.

Livestock for sale at la feria
Livestock for sale at la feria
Sheep
Sheep

Food and clothing is also being sold so its a very festive, busy day and many people have been clearly looking forward to it.

Livestock area
Horses demand a change of scene
Entertaining the customers

Since I’m there at peak lunch hour and every eating establishment is mobbed, l wonder how hard it will be to get a table.

One of several bar/restaurants
One of several bar/restaurants

I squeeze through the bar crowd at one place and realize that most of the clientele are drinking beer and eating snacks. The dining room is not overly crowded. My two lunch courses are beans and cod and a plate of very tender goat with the obligatory, for me, flan dessert. The food is very good and I’m sharing a table and conversation with a young Spanish man who’s on a one day excursion here from his coastal home to enjoy the market. The lunch back at my hotel was posted at only $12 and I assume, mistakenly as it turns out, the price at other restaurants will be in line with that. When I get the check, though, the price is $21, a big and unexpected difference but not a tragedy.

Continuing my drive around the national park, frequently still through dramatic and impressive canyons,

Selle canyon, outside the national park
Selle canyon, outside the national park

I enter the other spur to its interior. This one follows the same Cares River upstream to the north end of the hiking route from Caín. The shorter road isn’t as impressive as the earlier one but its extreme end is a village named Camarmeña, impossibly perched on a slope high above the valley accessed by a steep, winding road dicier than almost anything I’ve seen to date. I have to use first gear all the way up, and most of the way back down.

The road to Camarmeña
The road to Camarmeña
Camarmeña on its high crag, seen from across the Cares valley.
Camarmeña on its high crag, seen from across the Cares valley.
Descending form Camarmeña — carefully.

Although the light is fading, I try an alternate route out of the park displayed by Google Maps — anything to avoid a backtrack. Using tiny roads is always chancy because many of them are closed to unauthorized traffic. In this case, I read on an earlier sign that there are no public routes through the park. But, what the hell, Maps says it works. I drive up and up and up a paved road to the high country for 10 miles and at the turnoff I need, sure enough, the “Authorized Vehicles Only” sign is prominently displayed. The chances of getting in trouble for driving it are tiny, but if I were to break down along the way that trouble might be unavoidable. Plus, I have no idea that the road is passable all the way across to the main highway. One locked gate and I’m done.

Reluctantly, I turn around and twist my way back to the river. By the time I reach it, last light is fading and the rest of my long drive is in the dark. On the main, national highway which has long stretches of one and a half lane pavement, I’m behind a large bus which must painstakingly slow up to allow the frequent oncoming traffic to get by. In addition there are 3 construction sites, deserted at night of course, with long, traffic light controlled, one way sections. At each light, the wait is 5-10 minutes for the green.

Finally, miles later the bus turns off and the road becomes more standard. It’s 9:30 PM by the time I return to my comfortable room, much too late even for the evening snack.

I leave Casa Crescente early morning heading back to the coast. I was looking forward to breakfast before I hit the road but the door to the bar is locked and a small sign says “Closed for Sunday rest day” so instead I go to a tiny nearby bakery and get something that looks like a tasty pastry. Unfortunately, it turns out to be filled with tuna fish — not at all what I had in mind. But as they say, it beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Tuna pastry! Meh.
Tuna pastry! Meh.

With pastry crumbs falling into my lap, I head up the highway to my next destination, the beach, port, and industrial town of Gijón.

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Road Trip Europe II 23/10/26-23/10/27 — A rustic night in Soba, remote cattle country

Prior post: https://blog.bucksvsbytes.com/2023/11/05/road-trip-europe-ii-23-10-24-23-10-26-bilbao-the-ancient-basque-seaport/

Thursday, I drive out of Bilbao, leaving the coast for several days in favor of the mountains. The drive is short, less than 60 miles, and I’m heading to an interesting looking hostel far off the beaten track in southeast Cantabria. The Cantabrian Mountains are a westward extension of the Pyrenees. Whereas, the former form the border of Spain and France, the latter run parallel to and inland of the Bay of Biscay.

This place caught my eye as I plan my route westward. It’s remote, cheap, and highly rated – very promising. The drive from Bilboa is typical, lots of small agriculture amid patches of forest. The road follows river valleys and goes over low divides. The weather is still overcast with intermittent raining. At one point, I see a line of windmills disappearing into an advancing, low cloud.

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Disappearing windmills
Disappearing windmills

As I cross into Cantabria, an abandoned building with a collapsed roof and overgrown interior catches my eye.

A little Chamber of Commerce hyperbole, but that's ok.
A little Chamber of Commerce hyperbole, but that’s ok.
Roadside abandoned building
Roadside abandoned building

Shortly after, the view opens up into tall hills and broad valleys.

View at Cantabrian border in one direction...
View at Cantabrian border in one direction…
...and in the other.
…and in the other.

With 10 miles to go to my destination, I turn onto a much smaller, rural lane. This route winds through farming country, often switchbacking up or down a particularly steep hill.

Rural "highway"
Rural “highway”

While the roads are paved, many spots are rough and poorly maintained and the narrowness makes it undesirable to meet oncoming traffic. Fortunately, there is very little of that but, in these situations, one never knows when a local bus or giant farm machine will appear around a blind corner.

This is what you don't want to meet coming at you around a curve.
This is what you don’t want to meet coming at you around a curve.

At one point, I’m behind a cement truck careening around the curves and I’m thankful I’m not encountering it as opposing traffic.

He’s barreling around the sharp curves

Eventually, after navigating an impossibly steep and narrow driveway, I get to the building. The door is locked, despite the sign announcing check-in hours and the area appears deserted. I text the posted number to announce my arrival with no immediate response. As I patiently pass the time investigating my surroundings, a response arrives after 10 minutes, “We’re on the way. The side door is unlocked. Make yourself at home.” I park the car on the very steep end of the driveway, so steep I chock the wheel as an extra precaution against a runaway.

Albergue de Soba
Albergue de Soba

The inside is very nice, both the structure and the furniture all made of dark, heavy wood.

Interior
Interior

I put away my perishables in the refrigerator and soon after, the owner, Cris, arrives.

Cris
Cris

She gives me the tour, asks when I would like breakfast, and leaves me on my own. There’s no internet here as this spot isn’t served by the nearby village’s fiber service. I find adequate cell service outside the building but it can’t penetrate the heavy stone walls.

There’s a wood stove and several large chunks of wood but no kindling or hatchet so I carefully build a fire with the logs I have and some rolled up paper. It burns well, so I get to enjoy it camping style.

My cozy fire
My cozy fire

As I’m the only guest tonight, I have the dorm room to myself, so I choose the loft. The head clearance is too little to let me sit up without risking a concussion, so I have to roll in and out of bed from and to the top of the sturdy homemade ladder.

Dormitory room
Dormitory room
Loft access
Loft access

The morning dawns not raining for a change. Cris arrives from her home and prepares breakfast just for me, an extremely nice gesture for a solitary $18 guest. Her English is minimal but we get on fine in Spanish. She tells me she, her husband, and a friend built this large building themselves over 4 years. It’s quite busy in the summer with hikers and bicyclists who appreciate the scenic remoteness but I’m one of few autumn visitors. In the winter, she gets skiers. After breakfast and conversation she heads back down to her home, telling me to leave whenever I feel like it. If it weren’t for the lack of internet, I’d stay here 2 or 3 nights and test my tolerance for solitude.

View from my room
View from my room

The local road out to the west is much less of an adventure than yesterday’s long approach from the east.

Tight squeeze
Tight squeeze

There’s a large waterfall nearby, so I swing by there on my way our of the area. Google Maps tells me it’s not far up a restricted road, so I park and walk up past some cattle pastures. An informational sign maps the cirques and moraines visible in the wide open glacial scenery. Of course the ice is long gone.

Glacial scenery
Glacial scenery
Developed spring. Note the "No dog bathing" sign.
Developed spring. The sign on the right prohibits dog bathing.
Am I attempting symbolism here? No.
Am I attempting symbolism here? No.

The walk is very nice but after a mile or so it’s obvious the waterfall, which photos show issuing from a cave and making a long drop to the valley floor can’t be up this road. Maps is wrong. I’m pretty sure now the fall is below me rather than above. I work my way slowly back to the car and continue down into the canyon. Sure enough, a short way down the switchbacked highway, there it is across the steep gorge, spewing from mid-cliff and dropping a respectable distance to the canyon floor. I had been walking above it with no way to notice it from there.

There it is, Vegetation obscures its exit from a cave.
The source of the Asón River, Vegetation obscures its exit from a cave.
A nice free fall
Mountain is too steep to accomodate a hairpin turn so they just cantilever it into the air.
Mountain is too steep to accommodate a hairpin turn so they just cantilever it into space.

Mystery solved, I continue on my way. As is so often the case in Spain, cows share the road with cars, and they have the right of way.

My route takes me to the northern edge of the mountains where I get an expansive view of the Bay of Biscay, although I’m not actually going to the coast today.

Santander, Soain and Bay of Boscay
Santander, Soain and Bay of Boscay

Tonight’s destination is Picos de Europa National Park and I’m heading for a small and cheap hotel/bar in a small village south of the park. It’s about 150 miles of mostly twists and turns. As I make a turn northward on the final leg, I’m surprised to see that the distant mountain slopes are covered with termination dust, the Alaskan term for the first light, high altitude snow of winter. I’m definitely heading into colder weather, at least for a while.

Picos de Europa from the south
Picos de Europa from the south

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